...and not in the ohmygoshijustfoundthecutestbabyshoesever kind of way. check these out, taken from this.
why eat the placenta when you can have it harvested, cured, and made into a precious toy for your child? new family tradition!
hot dogs kind of gross me out. i don't plan on ever feeding my child cut up hot dog (but i might eat my words on that one)
this one made me crack up because nate is a total cuff link wearer and i think sonograms are kind of weird. maybe this stems from the fact that our x-ray technician printed out the skeletal profile picture of our baby and handed it to us saying, "well, i guess you're having a girl." it looks like i'm growing a skeleton in there. no cute button nose, just creepy bones and eye sockets. disclaimer: i still love this child the same (a lot!) despite not having the traditional "it's a girl!"/three cheers/"here are 20 pictures of your fetus!" kind of ultrasound
and lastly,what?!
oh my gosh placenta bear. baaaaaaaarf.
ReplyDeleteOkay I just threw up a little in my mouth. That placenta toy is the most discussing things I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteAnd even if you do end up giving your kid a hot dog, how hard can it be to cut it up with a knife?
So gross. Who would ever want to cuddle a cured placenta?? Would that smell funny? Ewwww. Thanks for the laugh though jess. Very entertaining. Oh and my brother LOVED to eat hot dogs like that when he was a kid with the dabs of mustard on it. So you never know...
ReplyDeleteConfession: I want those hands in the bottom pic! Honestly-- I think they are made for a baby like Greta. She needs to feel someone near.
ReplyDeleteBUT placenta bear is completely freakish, and honestly-- who is SO busy that they can't slice a hot dog with a knife? They need to cut down the cutting time by 7 seconds and use that thing? I think if you need an additional took to chop a hot dog, you should probably try and loosen up your schedule a little bit, people!
amazing. I want those hand sleepers!!! hahaha. I really hope you're getting the placenta bear. What a great baby shower gift: one certificate to shape and dry your placenta. Good finds.
ReplyDeleteps- you'll eat your words on pretty much everything you said you'd never feed/do/tell your kids.
ewww, weird, crazy, and are you serious? i have no other comments. i don't know what else to say.
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